April182014

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

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3PM
April172014

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5AM
mememolly:

dennys:

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Diner Booth Battles. Tonight’s contenders: PanQuake vs. B. REAL. B, you’re up first:

BURGER: Yo. Don’t blink more than twice cause they servin me nice. Lettuce tomato mayo with a side of fries. My verse so cold, you’ll be fluffy, frozen on ice and I’ll slice and dice spillin’ the syrup contained inside. You say you got stacks, well I got the tracks. And I’m spitting that venom provin your rhymes are mad wack. You’re glorified bread fed and I’m seein red, stepping to me is a mistake when you’re already hangin’ on by a thread.  Breakfast time? Nah. Kid, it ain’t your year. Catch me with your girl, poppin’ ketchup bottles in here. She’s smilin’ cause I’m the best and you’re just a crutch, so get back to the mixing bowl cause it’s time for lunch.

PANCAKE: Hold on, lemme ask the waitress for the check. This battle’s already done so start showin respect. And that leafy green lettuce ain’t hidin your medium rare redneck. You peaked early and I’m spittin waves so try not to get wet. You think your verse is tight as the crowd’s rollin’ their eyes, I’m sendin you back to the farm cause you weren’t raised right. You got beef? Well me too, but my taste is wholesome delicious there ain’t no beef in my food. And when I roll, I don’t need to roll with no crew. You got fixins watchin your back making you look like a fool. All I need is syrup, butter to know how I rule. The ladies love it, thinkin’ bout me causes people to drool. Cause I’m golden-brown, fluffy changin’ the way you do food. So heads up, here I come. Early morning attack. Got your fam runnin’ screamin BREAKFAST IS BACK. 

what is happening this is the best internet I have ever seen

mememolly:

dennys:

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Diner Booth Battles. Tonight’s contenders: PanQuake vs. B. REAL. B, you’re up first:

BURGER: Yo. Don’t blink more than twice cause they servin me nice. Lettuce tomato mayo with a side of fries. My verse so cold, you’ll be fluffy, frozen on ice and I’ll slice and dice spillin’ the syrup contained inside. You say you got stacks, well I got the tracks. And I’m spitting that venom provin your rhymes are mad wack. You’re glorified bread fed and I’m seein red, stepping to me is a mistake when you’re already hangin’ on by a thread.  Breakfast time? Nah. Kid, it ain’t your year. Catch me with your girl, poppin’ ketchup bottles in here. She’s smilin’ cause I’m the best and you’re just a crutch, so get back to the mixing bowl cause it’s time for lunch.

PANCAKE: Hold on, lemme ask the waitress for the check. This battle’s already done so start showin respect. And that leafy green lettuce ain’t hidin your medium rare redneck. You peaked early and I’m spittin waves so try not to get wet. You think your verse is tight as the crowd’s rollin’ their eyes, I’m sendin you back to the farm cause you weren’t raised right. You got beef? Well me too, but my taste is wholesome delicious there ain’t no beef in my food. And when I roll, I don’t need to roll with no crew. You got fixins watchin your back making you look like a fool. All I need is syrup, butter to know how I rule. The ladies love it, thinkin’ bout me causes people to drool. Cause I’m golden-brown, fluffy changin’ the way you do food. So heads up, here I come. Early morning attack. Got your fam runnin’ screamin BREAKFAST IS BACK. 

what is happening this is the best internet I have ever seen

April162014

itsvondell:

laurakvstheworld:

yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

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April152014

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

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4AM

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April132014

dajo42:

in england bees are called fuzzy buzzerchaps, butterflies are called flappy-go-luckies, snails are called slippery slowpokes and spiders are called leggy-peggy-make-a-webbies

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April112014

jackhoward:

itsamemyleo:

Awareness! Brains! Planes! 88mph! Doors! Lots of things, maybe too many things. Cheers for all your kind words on the video so far :)

Excellent video. Recommended!

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April32014
lightinnightmare:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

I hope this can make my dreams come true..

lightinnightmare:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

I hope this can make my dreams come true..

(via cerberusofficial)

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